SCHWARZENEGGER GIVES UP HUMMERS

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California Governor ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER has endorsed a new book by his ex-girlfriend even though it vilifies the former action man as a pot-smoking womaniser.

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Following in the footsteps of the anti-pluto planet movement science has struck again casting away the conception that there are in fact four states of matter. So as not to become too friendly what with all these talks of a Americo-Chinese space alliance in the works, China has unveiled some kind of super secret sattelite shooting LASER weapon!